"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."
Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

splffs:

the universe is angry

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

beyoncebeytwice:

why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

jack-baratit:

I FOUND THIS IN MY ATL FOLDER AND IM CRYIN

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT